Tagged: oreos

JUST BE COOL


Be Cool


 It’s finally here, the last day of Winter, well technically as I write this, it’s the last hour of Winter. And after a beautifully warm Winter day, my apartment is already slightly, uncomfortably warm. I’m officially terrified for the heatwave that is Summer to cook me to a very sweaty and uncomfortable crisp.

Until then, tomorrow marks phase one of trans seasonal dressing.

Without really knowing if the days are going to hot, cold or lukewarm, my clothing options are without a doubt going to become slightly confused over the next few weeks. I’m talking beanies with t-shirts and coats with sandals confused. This phase is mostly spent feeling too cold to take layers off, but too warm to have any extra on.

The timing of phase two really varies depending when we have that first really unseasonably warm day. The day that causes girls everywhere to think “I could be wearing shorts today.” What happens next? A false sense of security that fools you into pulling out their denim cut offs only to spend a few extremely uncomfortable days being unnecessarily cold.

The third and final phase? That glorious day when you pull on your bikini for the first time in 9 months, dip your toes into the crystal clear ocean, only to go running and screaming away from the freezing cold torture that is the ocean in spring.

By then, the sweaty, humidity of Summer will be welcomed with open arms.


Rag bone JEAN white t shirt / Helmut Lang leather pants / Christian Louboutin red pumps / Vivienne Westwood leather handbag / Casio watch / Bobble hat / Ray-Ban aviator


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EBONY & IVORY


Monochrome


Three things that will always have a place in my wardrobe are a black cami, leather pants and a white blazer.

Why? Because as a threesome, they go together like Mac, cheese and more cheese and separately, they’re independent enough to make a statement while also managing to be the monochromatic glue that can bring together a variety of outfits.

Monochrome outfits are a no brainer and require exactly the amount of cognitive function that I’m willing to give on a Monday morning.

Ebony and Ivory, sit together in perfect harmony.


Topshop sleeveless shirt / Theory open front blazer / Camilla and Marc leather pants / Giuseppe Zanotti black sandals / Michael kors jewelry / Yves Saint Laurent bracelet / Maison Martin Margiela silver necklace / Blue Nile infinity jewelry / Thierry Lasry round sunglasses / Tom ford lipstick

JUST DO IT


Just Do It


Monday’s are usually the worst day of the week. Not only because it’s the first day of the work week, but usually because I’ve managed to eat the equivalent of a weeks worth, if not more, of food and calories in 2 days.

I’m not entirely sure what flicks the switch from relatively healthy eating to the eating habits of a teenage boy going through puberty, but it happens every Friday at around 5pm. Surely enough post dinner time I have eaten something either deep fried, cream laiden, smothered in all types of cheese imaginable, a type of fatty meat and/or as many carbs as I can think of. Trust me come Friday evening, I have consumed either 1, or sometimes all of the above. Top it off with a healthy helping of Ben & Jerrys, Fro-Yo or if I’m feeling fancy a Messina creation and there’s my Friday, Saturday and Sunday night literally on a giant plate.

Coming from someone who is what you could say, somewhat lactose challenged, it does not make for a great couple of days.

Suffice to say, come Monday, I want to run a hundred miles, bench press a hundred kilos, attend a pump class and finish off with a Yoga routine. And so comes today’s outfit inspo, because nothing makes you want to sweat it out like some shiny new gym gear and Nike’s trademark quote.

Just Do it.

*Opens a pack of peanut butter Oreos*


NIKE black shirt / NIKE activewear shorts / Nike sports bra / Watch / AIAIAI earbud headphone / Iphone case / CÉLINE celine sunglasses